1. huffelpoof:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

    (via coleoptile)

  2. awwww-cute:

    Bought my cat a little couch, but he wasn’t using it so I was going about to give it away until I found him like this

  3. jadelust:

    when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
    image

    (via dumbleki)

  4. fishingboatproceeds:

    cornchipz:

    daleksunshine:

    danfreakindavis:

    when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

    image

    You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

    oh my god you can

    What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

    (via potterpleasee)

  5. cute-overload:

    We have office ducks today. I love my job.
    http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

  6. "Combat bras"

    My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)

    I think this should be the new name.

    (via tome-withlove)

    It’s Battle-Ready Armor.

    (via foolishfools)

    (Source: pemsylvania, via dumbleki)

  7. (Source: chainedcuriosity, via reptiglo)

  8. ah-yes-im-that-artist:

    meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

    (via iamfabulousyouareinferior)